Comments for God: The Abusive Boyfriend

Comments for God: The Abusive Boyfriend

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Spanky March 22, 2009 at 2:24 pm

You forgot the "is".

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ConverseAtheist March 22, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Good catch! It's fixed now.

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Paul March 22, 2009 at 4:48 pm

The god "boyfriend" is never willing to completely clearly reveal and answer questions disclosing the real him, yet demands that exact behavior from "her."

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bird March 23, 2009 at 9:43 pm

he cheats on you with everyone in the world, but when you go to some other God, he goes ballistic

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Richard_Collins March 28, 2009 at 1:50 pm

God is constantly swearing he loves you and you need him.

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incurable hippie November 25, 2009 at 1:54 am

Originally Posted By birdhe cheats on you with everyone in the world, but when you go to some other God, he goes ballistic

Absolute genius!

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Skysoul January 4, 2010 at 5:05 am

He promises "someday I'll make it all better and then you'll be glad you're with me, you just have to be patient," and that day never comes

also

He tells you that if your friends don't like him you have to stop being friends with them

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Jen April 23, 2010 at 10:55 pm

He has very set ideas on what actions are acceptable down to what clothing you wear and who you hang out with. My God is a Controlling God, he reigns from heaven above.

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mos July 24, 2010 at 4:32 am

you are never good enough for him whatever you do. cause if you something difficult comes to your life even if you are doing good, you still takes the blame

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savagespirit October 7, 2010 at 2:14 pm

Seriously? If you only knew….

Natural things which can't not be seen with the human eye, yet you believe in these…
Air, gravity,time, viruses bacteria, atoms, wind, radiation,mitochondria and chloroplasts,telekinesis,magnetic fields, electricity, prokaryotic cells so if all these have existed long before you ever believe in them…why is it so unreasonable to believe in a Sovereign Supernatural being…God?

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savagespirit October 7, 2010 at 2:23 pm

Evidently you know absolutely nothing of Him. He is Sovereign, omnipotent, infinity wise & powerful, Holy , Just, also Loving, merciful, gracious, forgiving, faithful, healing all wounds. This is my God.

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freedpatriots February 20, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Hosea 13:16 God promises to dash to pieces the infants of Samaria and the “their women with child shall be ripped up”. ( god kills the unborn, including their pregnant mothers.) – This falls under A) Loving ? B) Merciful ? C) Forgiving ? D)Healing ALL WOUNDS ?
E) Pro-Life ?

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Memnoch December 4, 2010 at 7:27 am

Besides telekinesis, all other can be seen with some instrument; microscope, electron microscope, telescope, magnetron etc. Please direct me to the device necessary to see your god.@savagespirit

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mama December 9, 2010 at 10:32 pm

The god of the bible and the koran is a sociopath. If you believe your "God is love" then you are in an abusive relationship.

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Eldgrim March 25, 2011 at 4:03 am

And He picks your jewellery. Not wearing His Cross anymore?

- WHERE did you get that HAMMER?! In the Name of… well ME! Put on the Cross I gave you, dammit!

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